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Merica Labz Starts 'N Pipes

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HIGH EXPLOSIVE PUMP AGENT

Few things scream 'Merica - or freedom - like crushing a workout while wearing a pair of American flag sweatpants and a bald eagle bandana. Considering that's your everyday workout attire, that essentially makes you a freedom fighter, son. And freedom fighters can't contribute to the fight for freedom with a couple of puny small arms - they need the KABOOM! Big munitions.


Well, freedom fighter, meet your best weapon in the fight against skinny arms: Stars 'N Pipes, a stim-free explosive pump agent fit for a real 'Merican hero. Stars 'N Pipes is like mixing a couple hundred lbs of TNT with Bruce Willis from Die Hard, throwing some fruit in there, and putting it all in a powder. Yeah...it's that good.

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